no i'm not the real 5sos
searchin for the booty since '99

phukers:

phukers:

My ideal guy is long, tan, and handsome 

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m....m...m
mama? ma? mommy?
m...m...
m..mY ANACONDA DONT

takshammy:

feferilyoddparents:

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA


frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark)


staff:

supersmashthestatebros:

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hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.

Tumblr hereby recognizes the accomplishments of birds.